badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

girlinatardis:

sailor-ramiel:

sora2522:

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg

casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop

So, I would back this like hell if we used this at work instead of actual confetti. Because seriously…the confetti at that place is ri-damn-diculous and this would save a lot of time with a better outcome.

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

Someone said it

virguin:

forsciencejohn:

dirtydaryldixon:

better start preparing for the season finale now.

image

it doesn’t even matter what show this is for

the walking dead obviouslllllllyyyyyy

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

viviku:

vandigo:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.

thank you for adding that. i really really doubted michelle wanted this to happen.

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(Source: kouaoba)

dink-182:

testicular-camper:

diabetic—homeless—hookers:

This is really disturbing.

No!

What? No. don’t do that

(Source: filthyphil)

What??

(Source: hannahbowl)